Paul Collyer wants you to believe he’s a victim,Harry Tembenis wants you to believe he’s a victim,
Jim May wants you to believe he’s reputable,
Barbara Haller wants you to believe she's the epitome of ethics,
Womag wants you to believe it’s a credible news source,
And Rosalie Tirella wants you to believe she’s lucid
Um... welcome to Wusta!
With so many saints in one place, you’d think this place was the Vatican. But it’s really just Wusta being Wusta. Um… sorta like the crazies have taken over the asylum. And we all know the story about Wusta and insane asylums.
So Paulie Collyer has recruited Womag’s less-than-crack reporter Jeremy Skulkin in his witchhunt. Skulkin's journalistic skills are about as solid as an InCity Times intern, tending towards the adolescent. Harsh but true, expends a 1,000 words on fiction. So why is an entertainment magazine carrying the play-by-play? For the entertainment value of course. Folks like blood. In this case, Womag more so. And cause there ain’t much else goin on.
The story was typical Womag – short on facts, and long on incoherency. Facts, pesky things, and Womag has always been pretty frugal using them. As they say at InCity Times – who needs em, this is Wusta, they’ll fall for anything. And even the maniacal rants of Wusta’s premier crazies.
Come on Will, Womag’s a prestigious newspaper. Won awards too. Oh yeah, Wonderland awarded them a few of those Blogging Fool Awards. But come on dude, those guys are professionals. Yeah sure they are, but they’re also really petty and thin skinned.
So crack reporter Jeremy Skulkin was put on the story, the same reporter whose less than stellar record of fact checking and reporting, which on numerous occasions publicly admitted to, is reminiscent of InCity Times. So much for journalistic integrity. Did you really expect any? Come on, this is Wusta.
Stay tuned for more of the adventures of Will in Wonderland…
