I finally did it! I've perfected the mobile brick grill. Had this brainstorm one Sunday morning while walking down Chandler Street with the family - coming back from Dunkin Donuts.Saw a shopping cart full of bricks in front of a demolished building and then it hit me - literally! The first fully portable brick grill system. My wife said some short fat guy on a porch of a three decker threw a beer bottle at me. Um.... me thinks it's divine intervention.
It's called the Willy's PortaGrill (like Portapotty) and it's invented right here in good ole Wusta, just like the Birth Control Pill and the Smiley Face! I'll make it affordable for everyone. Maybe it'll make entrepreneurs out of the local bums. Or hire em as contractors ans start a chain of Bum Grills Imagine, one on every street corner. Saturate the city with these things. Imagine the impact on unemployment? Hey City Hall ya listening?
There is a potential drawback, the council might intervene like they did with the Hot Dog Vendors fiasco last year.
Patent's pending, so don't go gettin any ideas. Here's how it started...
Spending the 4th in Worcester - Yuck!
Stupid me - wouldn't ya know it, I forgot to get propane for the grill.Pissed the whole family off when I declared the 4th canceled - no gas, no BBQ, I said. A freaking mutiny ensued! My siblings were ready to fry my proverbials over a match stick.
But ole Will is no idiot so I improvised - real fast like. Got the idea from some bums in Main South last year. So I moseyed on over to Big Y and purloined a shopping cart, found a bunch of wood down the street and voila!
