Um… what happened? Let’s see. Paulie blabbered. Bill stiffed Rosie. Rosie got revenge.
We said it once, we’ll say it again. Rosalie Tirella will do anything for money; she’s yours to do as you please. Ask Paulie "Big Daddy" Collyer. Call Paulie at 617-625-2140. He blew a wad of cash on her, hoping Rosie could eradicate Wonderland. Alas, without success. All Rosie did was bolster her reputation as a crazy bitch and establish Paul W. Collyer’s reputation as a psychopath.
Paulie assured Rosie that Bill Randell would also reward her efforts. He too had a stake in eradicating Wonderland, but Bill’s not about to dirty his hands, he's willing to pay some crazy to do it - like Rosalie Tirella. So Paulie fed her dirt, Bill gave her moral support. But no cash.
Signals went haywire. Bill Randell figured he could stiff Rosie, thinking she's some minimum wage bimbo, thinking instead he could buy her off by recognizing her on his blog and bestowing her with the ignominious title of Friend of Bill. Imagine having the dubious distinction of being considered a Friend of Bill? Nope, that ain't gonna cut it, Rosie’s not that stupid, it's about the MONEY.
Rosie took revenge on Billy by posting details of her intimate telephone conversations with Paulie Collyer in which he poured his heart out, divulging his hopes, aspirations, and his nefarious plan to expunge Wonderland from the face of the earth. So Rosie posted a rant in which she called Bill Randell a sleazebag, backstabber and yes, slumlord. Thoroughly denigrating his less-than-good-name in InCity Times headlines. Bill was mortified; he'll never be able to show his face in Wusta again. So Billy resorted to damage control - started crying on everyone's shoulders.
In order to maintain the fiction that all is well in Billy-Land, Bill Randell dug out an old Paulie comment, a whiny soliloquy about small businesses and slumlords not getting any respect in town (there’s a reason for that, we'll elaborate in another post), annotating the post with my friend Paul. Ahem.
There’s something surreal about two self-appointed slumlords publicly attesting their mutual love. And toss in Rosalie Tirella for effect. Pretty creepy stuff goin on around Wusta.
Stay tuned for more adventures of Bill, Paulie and Rosie in Wonderland.
Oh, and welcome to Wusta!
