Been under a lot of pressure lately. The family is sorta pissed at me for not following thru on last year's promise of a new car. Just had my birthday and they gave me a stack of brochures with a candle on top - no cake. Wanna know what they want? A freaking SUV with TV!
The, Hey guys, what's the problem? We own it! No more payments, line don't work on kids. They're sick and tired of ducking all the time - gettin back problems according to Mrs. Will. Apparently they're really embarrassed about it. Stupid me, shoulda known. Seems that's why Mrs. Will wears sunglasses and a scarve when she heads out.
The, Hey guys, what's the problem? We own it! No more payments, line don't work on kids. They're sick and tired of ducking all the time - gettin back problems according to Mrs. Will. Apparently they're really embarrassed about it. Stupid me, shoulda known. Seems that's why Mrs. Will wears sunglasses and a scarve when she heads out.
So been seriously thinking about upgrading. Maybe its about time - the duct tape and super glue repairs ain't cutting it anymore. I'm Lucky I got a sticker last month cause the exhaust makes it sound like an Abrams tank. Keeps folks on their toes. That's good so, cause the horn don't work.
Ya know it's a family heirloom - tuff lettin go. Gramps drove it, my brother, my sister, and me. Was thinking of passing on to Will Jr. Heck, it don't need a lot work. She's real solid. Drove it into a tree once. Knocked the tree over. Good ole American quality!
Ya know it's a family heirloom - tuff lettin go. Gramps drove it, my brother, my sister, and me. Was thinking of passing on to Will Jr. Heck, it don't need a lot work. She's real solid. Drove it into a tree once. Knocked the tree over. Good ole American quality!
So, I think I found it! Fits the bill, its really freaking cool. The kids are gonna go nuts over it.