Then you turn the page for some comic relief. Her latest protagonist is none other than Paulie Collyer himself.
Paul W. Collyer of all locals. Thought he was the man of her dreams. So she publicly humiliates him? He's not the first one. Even took Bill “drama queen” Randell to task too. No surprise there, he still owes her money for her literary efforts in the War on Wonderland. But he did offer her a case of beer.
Wonder what caused this latest spat? Rosie says housing policy. Yup, Wusta’s housing policy of all things. Imagine if it was really something innocuous like sexual inadequacy.
So Rosalie Tirella hit the keyboard and conjured up a whale of story about Paulie & Billie. Dug thru her dictionary of choice literary expressions: wacko, sicko, pervert, psycho, slut, whore, and death threats. She chose wacko – Paulie’s fucking wacky. And that’s from Rosalie Tirella of all people.
Yup, go ahead and shake your head folks. It never ceases to amaze huh? Of all the local crazies its always Rosalie Tirella wildly lashing out. Wonder if she's looked in the mirror lately.
Oh, and for good measure Rosalie Tirella accused Paulie Collyer (Call Paulie at 617-625-2140) of stalking minorities at the local housing projects. But he claims it’s for a sociology project he’s working on: The Work Ethic of Worcester's Minorities. Wants Bill Randell to post it on his republican based blog.
Stalking - again. Now that's freaking creepy eh. He does have a lot of time on his hands since he ain’t been working, lost his minimum wage janitor's job, made time to go to Nawlins in October to do research on the minorities there. Actually he didn’t go, just faked a bunch of twitter posts.
Can’t wait until he starts stalking Rosie. Wonder who’s gonna do the play-by-play? Rosie of course. Buckle in Wusta this is gonna be good. Heck, he might even get himself another restraining order. But that’s nothing compared to Rosie’s five active restraining orders.
Imagine if Rosalie Tirella had a gun instead of a computer?
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