Election season is upon us and Rosalie Tirella is rubbing her paws in expectation of racking in a few extra bucks. She can use it, Rosie's cookie jar is empty - advertisers have jumped ship. Wonder why? Did she piss them off too?
Her only source of cash is Paulie "sugar daddy" Collyer, regularly tosses Rosie a few bucks for her journalistic endeavors regarding locals Claude Dorman and Peter Kush. Um... seems Rosie has no qualms about prostituting herself. She'll do anything for money.
Recall last year when Paulie stopped the flow of cash, Rosie promptly trashed him in Incity Times, zeroing in on his prodigious girth and his sleazy attributes. In a moment of clarity Paulie realized better to pay than in become the object of Rosie's public humiliation in the pages of Incity Times. Now's he's stuck with a bimbo on his back. And no way out.
As you may recall, the last male who withdrew his financial largesse by stopping to advertise Incity Times, Rosalie Tirella promptly smashed his truck - twice. For her efforts Rosalie got a criminal record. And 5 (five) restraining orders.
Here's the point of the post.
We looked at all races for Worcester going back to 2005. Of a total of 119 candidates for city council, mayor and school committee in those 8 years only 18 candidates advertised in Incity Times. That's just 14% of all candidacies. Fourteen percent.
How relevant does that make Rosalie Tirella to Worcester politics?
Not at all.
Can't wait for the election season.
TbC...
