1. Free classes - not here.
2. Good hospitals - okay, got one.
3. Speakers and concerts - got em.
4. Sports - 4th rate pro & college teams.
5. Affordable cost-of-living - Main South
6. Strong economy - 8% unemp. and high real estate taxes.
7. Public transportation - WRTA.
8. Scenic beauty - The Common.
9. Think young - Get drunk every night.
10. Retirement communities on campus - the neighborhoods around the schools? Um.... welcome to Wusta?