Cruising a potholed filled street.
Wisps of rancid sewer vapor seeping upward.
My destination in front of me.
Suddenly I catch the silhouette of a man.
In an alley to my right. Camera in hand.
It’s dark. I think strange. At this hour.
I park. I approach him. I look closely.
Not a man. In fact quite unlike a man.
Unrecognizable to my eyes. Yet oddly familiar.
Curiosity slowly impelling me closer.
Suddenly headlights illuminate the alley.
Hooded. Large white glowing eyes.
Unsightly facial features.
An amazing nocturnal creature.
I approach. Unsteady. Sizing it up.
It sizing me up. I sense an innate familiarity.
Big Asshole is that you, I inquire.
It nodded knowingly. Sensing my desperate curiosity.
Camera in hand. I aim.
He quickly recedes into the night.
Wisps of rancid sewer vapor seeping upward.
My destination in front of me.
Suddenly I catch the silhouette of a man.
In an alley to my right. Camera in hand.
It’s dark. I think strange. At this hour.
I park. I approach him. I look closely.
Not a man. In fact quite unlike a man.
Unrecognizable to my eyes. Yet oddly familiar.
Curiosity slowly impelling me closer.
Suddenly headlights illuminate the alley.
Hooded. Large white glowing eyes.
Unsightly facial features.
An amazing nocturnal creature.
I approach. Unsteady. Sizing it up.
It sizing me up. I sense an innate familiarity.
Big Asshole is that you, I inquire.
It nodded knowingly. Sensing my desperate curiosity.
Camera in hand. I aim.
He quickly recedes into the night.
