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Greetings From Sunny Hawaii Suckers!

Having a great time in freaking sunny HAWAII! The temp is 89! Hey, the water is a lot better than Coes or Bell Pond. Even got a lifeguard here. The beach is like 40 miles from here. We get there with the local bus.

We're staying at Ray's Maui Wowi Motor Lodge. Got a good deal online. Ray's pretty cool. Lots of neat things to do like eat, drink, and sleep. They even got an all-you-can-eat buffet for $3.99 pp! Freaking great deal! All kinds of Burritos. This is better than Super Chinese Buffet. And this place even got 16oz Gannies and a freaking pool with a bar in it! A freaking paradise!

El problemo dudes. They ain't cool on camos around here. The concierge got on my case so I had to dump the cut-offs. So I bought a red Speedo at the local Dollar Store. Ya know, red really attracts fish. Hey, I thought they were colorblind?

I heard it's like 15 in Wusta - way to go suckers!

Ha ha ha... Will W. W. & Family