Blogging Fool Award - Harry Tembenis aka Harry T.

Something you have all been waiting for. This week's winner of the Blogging Fool Award is Harry Tembenis 41, of Worcester, MA. Most of you know him by the moniker, Harry T, Paulie Collyer's lame-brained sidekick and to his former Burncoat neighbors as Dirty Harry.

Oh, here's a bit of local gossip for the local ladies: he's recently divorced! Guess the ole girl had some smarts after all. And now ole Harry T lives with his mother. As we inquired about Harry T., his mom said the marriage disintegrated after Harry was diagnosed with GRS - Genital Retraction Syndrome.

But there is a life after a divorce right? Ole Harry is a Board Member of the Worcester Chapter of the National Autism Association, an employee of State Street Bank of Boston, (processing Nigerian Bank scam transfers) and a member of St. Spyridon Greek Orthodox Church of Worcester. He was a member of the 2009 US Olympic Waddling Team and was cut after being diagnosed with CTC - Chronic Thigh Chaffing.

Harry's hobbies are eating and blogging (mostly eating as you can see). He's a certified power blogger (CPB) and quite passionate about blogging. Such that he spends all his free time and most of his employer's time cruising the internet. According to his only friend, Paulie Collyer of Worcester, his favorite site is Paulie's Point of View, where he enjoys posting potty humor, YouTube links, and showing how stupid he really is.

One might get the impression he's anal retentive or just a run-of-the-mill weirdo who likes to blog in his underwear and eat bowls of Coco Puffs.

Having seen his comments, we thought this guy's a real wacko. That's why he's still single and will remain so for the rest of his pathetic life. But we at WWW say no way! Harry's more fun than a barrel of Greek wrestlers (Harry's secret fantasy). As for the pathetic life, we can't change that. But maybe this award will open new pickup opportunities for Harry on Wusta's singles scene.

As we see it, someone who posts weird sexual stuff about Eunuchs, is weird looking, and is as cuddly as a 253 lbs. fatty can be, really deserves this award. We believe Harry is the epitome of the Blogging Fool.

So Harry Tembenis, for all your hard work and dedication, your complete lack of creativity, and above all, for being a complete detriment to society, we at WWW present you with the Worcester's Blogging Fool Award.

Fine print: All award winners will receive an impressive bronze trophy, immortalizing them as a one of the greatest blogging fools of all time. And! Our sponsor Spiro's Appliance Store of Worcester will donate a $1gift certificate to the winner(s).